On Mother’s Day, let’s celebrate the pleasure of watching mums failing badly

Alison Janney as Tonya Harding’s mother, LaVona. Photograph: Allstar/Clubhouse pictures orry, Mum. By the time I caught up with “Mother’s Day with Carole Middleton” , it was too late to plan a festive brunch, working to a rose gold colour palette, where we would celebrate “being thankful for motherhood and all the things the amazing women in your life do every single day”. Likewise, I refuse to see it as a commentary on my own attempts at mothering that my daughter will not, as Carole proposes, be transforming the dining table (NB, it’s not too late!) “into an Instagram-worthy setting with an abundance of spring flowers and foliage, an oversized balloon, a decorative table cloth and runner, and tea lights”. At least we’ll be able to sit together, mother and daughter, lovingly picturing the scene in Kensington Palace. At this moment, the Duchess of Cambridge reclines beneath a bespoke banner from Party ...